Feed the Cannibals

JOB RECRUITMENT: FOREST OFFICER

Job Payment:

$500 / Night Shift
Terms & Conditions: Only valid if employee survives the entire shift.

Job Description:

• Surveillance: Monitor all forest cameras.
• Defense: Prevent cannibals from breaching cabin gates.
• Feeding Duty: Deliver “FOOD” into the well whenever you hear crying.

Other Duties:

• Repair security systems during interference.
• Monitor generator power and refill fuel as needed.
• Use UV flashlight to repel cannibals — their skin burns under it.

Skills Required:

• Basic computer knowledge
• Prior experience with horror games
• Ability to carry heavy packages (bodies)
• Must not be afraid of the dark… too much

Cannibal Behavior Report:

• Each cannibal follows a different path to approach you.
• They can hide in the dark (use your flashlight).
• They can lurk beneath cameras (listen for breathing).
• They can sabotage cameras, the generator, and other systems.
• And more…

Disclaimer:

This job contract is legally and spiritually binding.
Resignation before completing the 2-night shift is strictly prohibited.

If you fail to feed the cannibals, then you need to feed yourself.