Noobs Are Coming

YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS.

• Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss

• Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster

• Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes)

• Craft your build from a wide variety of creative and innovative mechanics:

  Equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and kick wrecking balls (and play soccer with your minions or co-op partners!). Wield guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, transform enemies into sheep or golden statues (or both?), mine ore, deploy turrets.

• Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies

• Break the Game: Push your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the screen explode in chaos! Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times

• Play as a Giant Worm Boss, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more

• Wave-Based Carnage: Survive increasingly intense raids of Noobs (+Endless Mode)

• Level Up and Shop: Collect souls to level up and buy powerful upgrades

• Unlock tons of content and challenges

• Cute and Badass artstyle, Banger OST

• Parody RPG Universe, meta humor and funny cutscenes

• (Twitch Streamer Mode: noobs takes usernames and messages from chat)

• Singleplayer and multiplayer

• 4 players Local Co-op (+ Steam Remote Play Together)

NOOBS ARE COMING! Show them who's the boss