The Bounce House

When June is given the chance to take over her uncles gentlemen's club in the city of Dungburg it is the opportunity of a lifetime. Despite its name, The Bounce House is in bad shape and has very little bouncing happening. Now it's up to June to find the funds to bring it back to life. She gets tangled up in the criminal underworld to find the money needed to get her strip club bouncing again!

Explore the open world environment and make your club the best in the city by hiring dancers and staff members, as well as upgrading every aspect of your club. Destroy rival clubs and drug operations to make that cash! Buy new weapons and find upgrades for your character.

Pros:
Shoot a buttload of bad guys
Boobs, lots of boobs
Neat sci-fi weapons because regular guns are boring
Sometimes this game is funny
Good graphics

Cons:
Made by only one dude in his garage
Also has bad graphics
The use of foul language
Nobody ever reads the description this far. Why are you doing this? Just buy the game already!